And Now For A Bit Of Fun. (Redux.)

(Title is a line from _Monty Python’s Flying Circus_.)

Frigid northern Idaho winters be the times what try gender-nonexclusive souls:
A nifty Python script & some data recovery have been my only accomplishments
as naughty pictures of Amaterasu hastened the thawing of my heart. Boi~ng!

Today’s the day I will write of myself in the third person.
But first, I will link you to my work and some auxiliaries.
This will take some time.

I must warn you: My portfolio is now sexually explicit, because I have recently
assembled portions of a dossier documenting my life to date.
If you’re too young, why not go play Narbacular Drop instead?

So, the PARENTAL DISCRETION caution is no longer entirely sufficient. Instead
you are advised that the work is ADULTS ONLY: don’t even touch it if a child.
The “Adults Only” category applies to ALL of these links, which are external to
WordPress, and the content hosted there is not necessarily endorsed by either
WordPress or the external host. Which is good for them, because it’s naughty.

I have at last retitled the archives with less confusing file names, and I have
rearranged the directory structure to be more sensible and easier to handle with
the unzip (manual section 1, by Info-ZIP) decompression utility: because each
archive contains similar directory structure, extracting them all into the CWD
will produce a less confusing output. Warning: Windows 10 will fail to extract
some of the files due to long filenames. 7zip (incl.) and unzip don’t do this.

If you download all the archives, you’ll need several hundred MB to decompress.
I’ve done what I could to ensure that all the megabytes are permissible by law,
but censorship laws in my country (USA) are restrictive and becoming more so…
exercise discretion.
If you wish to maintain a strictly lawful archive, then delete the banned books.
Actually, you might like to just delete everything, on the off chance that your
local apparatschik might declare you mentally ill due to unapproved thoughts.

A standalone version of MLPTK (0.7 MB / 0.2 MB), in case you have no time for the larger archives:

My complete portfolio is, owing to recent (and, I hope, conclusory) additions from auld lang syne, 22.8 megabytes. Compressed, it is 12 MB:
(New: duplicate file culler in Python, MLPTK’s “roman” module, & naughty chats.)

Syntax-highlighted illustrations in candy-colored HTML format are available (23.8 MB uncompressed / 3.3 MB compressed):

My book, “Yawnie’s Whole” fills about 1,100 A4 pages (13.3 MB / 7.1 MB), and I have corrected the typesetter malfunction that caused images not to appear in their respective chapters:
(These are the Ice Capades.)

Another 5,000 pp document my past (27.2 MB / 14.9 MB), and I have corrected the typesetter malfunction that caused images not to appear in their respective chapters:
(These are the Buttscapades.)

The companion curriculum (“Relevant Works By Others”), now its own archive (64.5 MB / 31.1 MB), contains the indispensable Berkeley Utilities and a diverse assortment of other excellent resources for programmers and Windows users:

Recently I’ve been exploring elderly volumes.
Here are some other curios I won’t be distributing after this time:

34.4 megabytes of finely crafted TrueType fonts (9.4 megs zipped):

A Windows compilation of the SWFTools suite version 0.7.0. (32.5 MB / 5 MB):

A selection of episodes of the out-of-print children’s television series, Sonic the Hedgehog (SatAM, not AoSTH; 100.8 MB / 98 MB):

A miscellany, including other out-of-print works (58.3 MB / 35.4 MB):

The combined size of all the downloads is about two hundred Megabytes.

Think not that those ten archives contain the Owl of Thebes; for, gentles all,
the foregoing hyperlinks were created with the courteous assistance of MediaFire
— a file host serving via Hypertext Transport Protocol. You may have observed
their advertisements on the interstitial page: I haven’t yet clicked one, but I
guess they might be OK — if not, then wouldn’t BBB complaints have been filed?

And here is a faux press release I’ve been working on since January…

  _Toys for Tots_ not as enthusiastic about introducing children to Falstaff.

Archivist Thor King once again spins a dreidel squarely into the Public Domain
with his much trumpeted posting today of MLPTK's officially final edition.

The composition, titled "MLPTK", contains his portfolio: a simple command line
tool written in JavaScript for use with Web browsers, as well as assorted other
"sideshows" sufficing quotidian archival tasks. In these latter, work continues.

Full to brimming with thousands of lines of invective artfully hidden among tens
of thousands of lines of source code, Thor's publication -- not as much textbook
as periodical, considering his publication schedule -- is both an indispensable
companion to the casual programmer and an ominous reminder of what Wyrd sets in
store for unlucky engineers: namely, the affection of rodents.

A cursory bibliography is included.

Included also: assorted trinkets & curios collected during the Worldwide Web's
toddling days -- late 1990s through about 2010, when Internet access in the USA
had grown ubiquitous but before the only use we ever put to it was gift shopping
-- and items from his unique body of knowledge, the swashbucklers' lore.

Like asking a grown man why he carries his midday meal in a child's lunchbox,
inquiring of Thor why he does not restrict his archive to only those items of
immediate utility (or indeed, even to his own exclusively) is just Not Done(TM).

As a bovine might deposit a patty of brown gold in a happy orchard as it grazes
its way past, the portfolio (as it is typeset for PDF format) also includes the
autobiography of a vagabond, replete with rhapsodical reprisal of recollection:
a fantastic story of intrigue is belied by the writer's apparently (& actually)
mundane personal wont of tedious exactitude in mediocrity, although the tale is
hindered by its cumbersome and banal scrivening.

His reasoning regardless, we note that his book ("Yawnie's Whole: the complete
Yawnie, for Yawnie enthusiasts"), as set for A4 area, numbers aproximadamente
one thousand pages, of which perhaps half is in English and the rest in code.
One way or the other, "Yawnie's Whole" is a gaping chasm of analytical logic fit
to tie Gordian knots around the necks of capitalist pigs: cut them as you will.
The PDF file was created with the technical assistance of LaTeX via TeX Live, &
DocBook via DBLatex, with appearances by an all-star cast of GNU core utilities.

For those not yet initiated into the candy-striper's bespec{k,tac}led part-time
wonderland, and in addition to the PDF, Thor's portfolio is supplemented by yet
another archive containing colorfully syntax-highlighted HTML documents. With
these, Thor's intends to illustrate the so-called "look & feel" (ambience) of
his day-to-day working environment: which is, to paraphrase a line from the film
"Night Flyer" by Stephen King, redder than the Devil's eye on one side, blacker
than a woodchuck's ass on the other. (And it is not known to drink.)

Although Thor once cautioned children to speak to their parents about reading
his portfolio, due to force of law he now advises them to avoid it entirely: his
recent inclusion of several explicit portions renders him uncouth. Because, as
we all know, a child once warned is forever guarded, Thor discharges his further
obligation to the youngsters of the Internets and returns to his lab equipment.

The author lives in scenic Idaho, where he spends his days asleep and his nights
shipping furry slash fiction in thirty two languages.

Thor, 30, has written for two decades, pausing occasionally to pick his nose.

In his copious spare time, he keys source code using only his left pinky toe.

Unless a massive government conspiracy hangs like a thunderhead over your entire
way of life, you may be able to reach him at these additional locations:

         │ Thor King                               │
         │ 1433 Flannigan Creek Road               │
         │ Viola, ID 83872                         │
         │ United States of America                │
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Be careful what you say. The U.S.A. is not as free a country as you have been led to believe.

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